1. Dwight, you ignorant slut. – Michael Scott
2. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! – Dwight K. Schrute
3. I feel God in this Chili’s tonight. – Pam Halpert
4. I didn’t say it. I declared it. – Michael Scott
5. Who is Justice Beaver? – Dwight K. Schrute
6. I would shoot Toby twice. – Michael Scott
7. I get too excited and I crush it. – Kevin Malone
8. To be fair, Jim. James. Jimothy.
9. Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick. – Kevin Malone
And my all time favorite.
10. That was an overreaction. I’m going to hit the break room. Anyone want anything? Pam, you good?