10 Solid Office Quotes

1. Dwight, you ignorant slut. – Michael Scott

ignorant slut

2. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! – Dwight K. Schrute


3. I feel God in this Chili’s tonight. – Pam Halpert


4. I didn’t say it. I declared it. – Michael Scott


5. Who is Justice Beaver? – Dwight K. Schrute


6. I would shoot Toby twice. – Michael Scott


7. I get too excited and I crush it. – Kevin Malone


8. To be fair, Jim. James. Jimothy.


9. Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick. – Kevin Malone


And my all time favorite.

10. That was an overreaction. I’m going to hit the break room. Anyone want anything? Pam, you good?


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